Mechanical engineering t shirt quotes

Here are some cool mechanical engineering t shirt quotes for you to write on your mechanical engineering class t shirt. Please share with us more mechanical engineering t shirt quotes in comments to this post.

• Gentlemen I will Start your Engines
• Suck-Squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it 4 stroke way
• I Screw for a Living
• Ask Me for a Lube job
• Have you checked your oil lately
• Let me tighten your bolts !
• We do it Four Stroke way
• Let me check your Horn
• Rear End Collision Specialist
• Ask me about my Toolbox !
• Got the Nerve to dare ME?
• Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME!
• Nut is as per bolt
• Highly Mechanized
• Mechanical Engineering, a shear delight
• Get in gear with a mechanical engineer
• I am not a nut but i can screw well
• I believe in the big bang theory
• I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer
• Never take ME as granted!

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Some more mechanical engineering t shirt quotes:

• Just d(u) it
• Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ?
• So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not a light emitter but a Dark Sucker.
• Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes smell really bad.
• Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles, Civil Engineers build targets.
• We have what it takes to take what you have.
• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
• Every nut needs a bolt